phobias:

if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am

r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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unsmokable:

I need to get like 107% hotter

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

(Source: codegeass)

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole